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Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska color or no. yaad hai?
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Boy: Wo to yaad nahi,
Lekin chalane wali ladki ke
Shirt ke 2 buttons khule the,
Bra black color ki thi,
Size 36? hoga.
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Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao,kitni bar humse bewafai ki hai ?
WIFE: 3 Baar,
MINISTER: kab kab?
Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha, Dr.K Pas gayi thi, Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gayi thi,
Minister: Aur kab?
Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi Aur aapke Paas 76 MLAs kam the.!
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
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Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha.
Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai…
to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?
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Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare.
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Ek din Santa subha subha Rote hoye doctor ke pass pahucha.
Santa: Doctor Saab, maine kal raat ek Gasti ke sath S*X kiya tha.
Doctor: Achcha! to fir?
Santa: Ab mujhe peshab nahi Aa raha…
Doctor ne checkup kiya aur bola –
Doctor: Saale BC….peshab karne se pehle C * N D* M to utar leta.
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Teacher class mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari pe ek sentance banao”
1 Baccha bola: “Madam Ji, Agar apke blouse Ke 4 me Se 3 buttons tut jaye, to sari “Jimmedari” Sirf ek button par hogi.“
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Santa apni wife ke sath S * X karne laga to wife ne usko bola
Wife: “Sunoji, aap is C O N D O M se 15v Baar kar rahe ho, Ab Bas bhi karo.”
Santa: Oye, Tu pagal ho gayi hai kya?
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Ispe Expiry date to August 2016 hai“
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Lady teacher to Kallu : Kisi 11 fruits ke naam batao?
Kallu :
2 Aapke Tarbooz
2 Pooja ke Amrood
2 Shanti ke Aam
2 Priya ke Santre
2 Anchal ke Nimboo
aur….
1 Mera Kela
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Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya.
Hindi Non Veg Jokes
Interviewer – Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi: Ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer: Ye to koi problem nahi…Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi: Aisa kyun?
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Interviewer: Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,
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bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai
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Jab se Mardo ko aapas mein pyar karne ki permission mili hai,
Tab se Tailor log ek naya sawal karne lage hai.
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Sir, aapki pant mein Zip aage lagani hai ya Peeche?